Getting Bumped

I have never flown first class in my life. I am determined to do it before the year is up, and not by buying a first class ticket but by requesting an upgrade or somehow getting "bumped." The infamous "bump." You always hear about people getting "bumped" up to first class. The airline overbooked the coach section or an employee was just feeling particularly generous. But I've never been bumped!

It's my turn to get bumped.